I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, the other is a mistress and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door, wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here’s how it all went.
My engaged friend:
“The other night when my fiance came over he found me in a black leather bodice, wearing tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long.”
The mistress:
“Me too! The other day I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat. Under it I only wore a black bra, garter belt with lace stockings, high heels and a mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word but he started to tremble. Then he lifted me off the ground and carried me on top of his desk. That was the beginning of an all-nighter with wild sex.”
Finally I shared my story:
“When my husband came home I was greeting him at the door, wearing only the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a black mask over my eyes.
He looked me up and down, started to laugh and said, ‘What’s for dinner, Zorro?’ “
